Be careful what you wish for.

A bear is chasing a rabbit (who he has hated for years) through the forest one day when the rabbit brushes up against a magic lamp. A large blue puff of smoke catches their attention, and they see a genie appear before them. The genie, feeling generous, decides to give both of them three wishes.

The genie first turns to the bear and says "What is your wish bear?" The bear, feeling a bit skeptical, wishes for an extremely sexy female bear. The genie claps his hands and *poof!*, a bear who happened to be walking nearby turned into the most attractive female bear he had ever seen.

The genie then turned to the rabbit and said "Okay rabbit, what is your first wish?" The rabbit, without hesitation, says "I wish for a helmet!", and with a clap of his hands the genie makes a helmet appear, which the rabbit puts on his head.

The bear, realizing again how much he hates the rabbit, is blown away at this waste of a wish. How stupid do you have to be to wish for a helmet, when you can wish for ANYTHING in the world?

The genie then asks the bear "Okay bear, what is your second wish?" The bear thinks for a moment and says, "I wish that all of the bears in this forest were super attractive female bears!" The genie claps his hands and assures the bear that it is done.

The genie then asks the rabbit for his second wish. "I wish for a motorcycle!" the rabbit says. The genie clapped his hands and a motorcycle appears.

The bear is now totally blown away that the rabbit has wasted two of his wishes on such stupid things. "I freaking hate that rabbit!" he thinks to himself.

The genie then asks "Okay bear, what is your final wish?" The bear thinks long and hard, and then making up his mind he says: "Okay okay, I wish all of the other bears in the WORLD were super hot female bears!" The genie claps his hands and assures the bear it is done.

The rabbit, who is now wearing his new helmet and revving the engine of his new motorcycle, then gets asked for his final wish. Rabbit looks at the bear and gives him a nasty grin and yells: "I wish the bear was GAY!", and then drives off.