A panda escapes the zoo and hooks up with some chick at a bar. They start out with 69. He's eating this chick's pussy, but the blow job is so good he cums. Then he just gets up and starts to head out the door. Chick says, "Hey, where you going?" Panda says, "I'm a panda, look it up." So she gets a dictionary....looks up panda. Sure enough it says: panda. Pronounced pan-duh. Noun. Bear-like animal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
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