He had enough ingredients to make a lot of pancakes, a hundred of them, but the had no pan. So, he thought "I'll just go to Mr. Bear's house and burrow his pan".
He was walking an half way, he thought "Wait a minute, what if Bear wants half of my pancakes just for lending me his pan? Well... I guess it's fair, because it's his pan."
The quarters to Mr. Bear's house, Rabbit wondered again "But what if Bear wants three quarters of my pancakes? He knows I can't make any without his pan, so he will try to take as many as he can. I guess I'll just eat 25 pancakes then. I'm small anyway, so that will be enough."
He got to the Bear's house and rang the door bell. And the thought "But what if Bear wants me to give him all of my pancakes?"
Mr. Bear opened the door and asked "Yes, Rabbit, how can I help you?". To which Rabbit said "You know what, Bear? You can go fuck your self with your fucking pan!"
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