The police investigator accosts him in interrogation: "You already had a 20-year prison sentence for sexual abuse of a minor. How could you be so disgusting and callous as to abuse a defenseless dog?!"
The offender: "I'm telling you I didn't do it! Dogs have way too much hair for me!"
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