A priest who went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old church member whom he had not seen for many years. She welcomed him into the parlor. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it. Astonished and shocked, he quickly turned away. But after tea curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it.'Oh yes,' she said enthusiastically. 'While in town last year I found a package on the sidewalk. The directions on the back said 'keep wet and put on your organ to prevent disease. And you know, I think it works. I haven't had a cold all winter'
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