Johnny and his girlfriend are out on a date, and after the movie decide they want to get frisky. They pull off the side of the road and things start getting hot and heavy. It turns out she's on her period, so they don't have sex, but Johnny still decides to fingerbang her.
Suddenly there's a tap on the window, which luckily has fogged up. Johnny rolls down the window and a cop asks, "What are you two doing in there?" and Johnny says "Eating pizza." Then licks his fingers.
*This one is much better delivered in person, and sucking on the tips of your fingers when delivering the punchline.
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