He says, "I've invented something revolutionary! I've successfully engineered an apple to taste like a woman's vagina!"
Friend grabs the apple and takes a bite. In disgust, he spits it out. "No it doesn't! It tastes like a butthole!"
Scientist says, "Oh. I'm sorry. Turn it over."
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