Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The teacher made a note, "Take only one apple, God is watching!"
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A young boy wrote a note,
"Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
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