The sailors are brought to the leader of the cannibal tribe. He tells them they must go into the jungle, get 10 of one thing, and bring it back.
All the sailors leave at the same time.
The first sailor to return brings 10 apples. The tribe leader looks at the sailor and tells him that he must put all of the apples up his ass without making a facial expression or else he will be killed and eaten. He puts 1 apple up his ass, then tries a second, and yells in pain with tears streaming down his face. He is killed and eaten.
The second sailor to return brings back 10 grapes. The tribe leader explains the same rules to him as given to the first sailor, and points to the dead roasting body of his fellow sailor. With confidence he pulls down his pants, and begins putting the grapes up his ass. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... he begins laughing, and he is taken and killed.
As the second sailor arrives in heaven, the first sailor, puzzled, asks him, "Why did you laugh? you could have easily put all of the grapes up your ass."
The first sailor replies with, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third sailor coming back with pineapples."
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