A man dies, and goes to heaven

When he arrives, God and his family come to greet him.

'Jerry' God says, 'you have been good all your life, but there is one sin you have committed - you have killed a deer, and had it stuffed. But before you did that, you and your family had the nerve to do indecent things to it before it's death. You Jerry, have cut off its legs before it died. Therefore, you must lose your legs if you wish to enter.'

Jerry was quite reluctant, but did not want to be denied to enter heaven. So he cut his legs off, and proceeded to walk on his hands inside.

Then God turned to his wife, and said 'Margret, before the deer died, you pulled out its stomach, and cooked it for your family. Therefore you shall lose your stomach before entering.'

Margret also did not want to be left out of heaven, and had her stomach cut out. She walked into heaven holding her hand over the hole in her belly.

Then God turned to their son. 'Johnny' he said, 'You have-'

'I KNOW, I KNOW!' Johnny said, taking off his underwear