... for a newspaper interview. Once there, he asks around and the people direct him toward an elderly that was laying in front of his house who supposedly had been through many experiences. The journalist then meet the old man and ask him to tell him a story that he would publish in the next newspaper. The old man scratches his head and starts:
-"Argh I remember back then when I was younger, all the men in the village would gather and go hunting in the forest. One day we went hunting and unfortunately I lost my dog who usually helps me sniff the targets out. Our dogs are really useful to us so they're like family here. Once we were back in the village, all the men met up and decided to go back and search for him. Thank the Gods we found him. We were all happy and agreed to follow the traditions which wants that when we find someone that we lost at hunt, we all feast, eat, drink, rejoice and fuck the person we're celebrating for! However, it was my dog that we found. Nevertheless, him being family, we happily made a queue and fucked him. Hahaha, good times."
The reporter a little preoccupied by the unusual end of the story tells the old man that the story does not really suits for the journal and wanted a story he could publish. The old man passes his hand softly through his beard, starts smiling and says:
"Well you see, there was this one time, my neighbor's wife got lost outside the village when she left to fetch some rare quality ingredients. The village met up, decided to go look for her, but it seemed like she didn't want to be found. Yet we were able to track her down, bring her back to the village and since we found her, we had to respect the traditions and have a party then fuck her! Oh my it was great! Hahahahah!" The reporter then says:
"Well I don't think my editors will appreciate this story. Wouldn't you have something a little less joyful?"
The old man then changes his position, sits down, takes a sadder face and a lower tone and starts:
"Well, one day, I got lost in the woods..."
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