There was a Scottish man and Irish man and a Chinese man
the scottish man, the irish man and the chinese man all decided
to take there dogs for a walk, so off they went,
the scots man took his dog to the corner of the street and it
had a wee,
on the next corner the irish mans dog had a wee,
not once did the chinese mans dog have a wee, the scots man and
the irish man were confused and asked " why does your dog not
wee?" The chinese man replyed
"Me not soft, me not silly, me tie not in doggies willy!"
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