... and the bartender notices that the cowboy's horse is outside laughing.
"How'd you get him to do that?" he asks the cowboy.
"I'll tell you tomorrow." replies the cowboy.
The next day, the cowboy returns and the bartender sees the horse is crying.
"How'd you get him to do that?" the bartender asks.
"I'll tell you tomorrow." replies the cowboy.
The next day the cowboy shows up without his horse and he sits at the bar and says to the bartender, "The first day, I told my horse my dick was bigger than his. The second day, I showed him."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.