A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, So how high can you advance in your organization? The Priest says If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop. Well, could you get any higher than that? asks the Rabbi. I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an ArchBishop said the Priest a bit cautiously. Is there any way that you might go higher than that? If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal? probed the Rabbi. Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said I supose that I could be elected Pope, but... So the Rabbi says And could you be anything higher than that?, is there any way to go up from being the Pope? What!!! I should be the Messiah himself!?! The Rabbi leaned back and said One of our boys made it.
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