Listening to the Pope on TV reminded me of an old joke (repost alert)

2 Italian men get on a train. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives, "

"Heyyyy, cool-ah down, lady. Who's a talkin' about sex? I'm ah just tellin' my friend-ah how to-ah spell Mississippi."

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