Dinner for the Pope

A priest is searching the fish market so his parish can make the best dinner tonight for their special guest, the Pope. He comes across a fish monger who has a large and glorious looking fish for sale. He asks the fish monger "My child, is this a high quality fish? I would like to buy it for dinner".

The fish monger says "Of course! It's the best sonuvabitch I ever caught!" He hesitates and back tracks after seeing the priest's reaction to profanity and quickly lies. "No offense meant, Father. That's just the type of fish it is. It's a Sonuvabitch."
The priest falls for the lie and buys the fish. He takes it back to the parish and tells the alter boy to "Clean and prepare the Sonuvabitch, then give him to the nun to cook for the Pope."

The alter boy is shocked that the priest would swear, so the priest explains it was the type of fish and the alter boy understands and goes on his way.

After the fish is cleaned and prepared, the alter boy takes the fish to the Nun and says "The Father asks for you to cook this Sonuvabitch tonight for the Pope." The nun smacks him with a ruler and tells him to do a Hail Mary, but then the alter boy explains that he was told that's what the fish was called. The nun apologizes for the smack and takes the fish to cook it into the best meal she's ever made.

So the Pope arrives around 6pm and dinner is at 7. The priest, alter boy, and nun are extremely excited to meet the Pope and tell them how they made the meal he seems to really be enjoying. At the end of the dinner, they approach him.

The Pope says "I adored the meal, the fish was an utter delight. Thank you for all of your efforts."

The priest "You're welcome, your Holiness. I bought the Sonuvabitch."

The alter boy say "You're welcome, your Holiness. I prepared the Sonuvabitch."

The nun says "You're welcome, your Holiness. I cooked the Sonuvabitch."

All the onlookers from the parish look at the trio shocked and wait for the Pope to react. He considers them for a moment with an intrigued look on his face, and says "You motherfuckers are alright."