So, one day the Pope wakes to do his normal morning chores. After 15 minutes he notices his erection still wont go down... no matter what he tries...cold water, television.. after an hour of struggling he decides there is nothing for it... So he wanders out onto the balcony for the age old remedy; masturbation.
Feeling refreshed and with a spring in his step he decides to take a walk through town. after a few minutes, a young man taps him on the shoulder and says "I saw what you did earlier, either you buy my camera right now for £15,000 or it will have gone viral by 2pm."
So, the pope wanders back to the Vatican rather upset but clutching his new camera. When he returns to his chambers his servant quizzes him "new camera? how much did that cost you?"
the pop replies "£15,000"
The servant retorts "holy shit... he must of seen you coming!"
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