The Pope visits America

So the pope is visiting the U.S. and is in New York City. He gets picked up from the airport and starts getting a tour of the city.

He talks to the driver and they hit it off really well and are laughing like friends soon. The Pope says to the driver, "I haven't driven a car in years! Would you mind if I drive for a bit?"

The driver agrees and the pull over and switch places.

As the Pope is driving around, he goes a little too fast and gets pulled over. The cop goes to the window and says, "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" The Pope responds, "No, my child."

The cop panics and goes back to his car to call the chief and ask him what to do.

"Chief! I pulled over someone really important!" he says.

The chief responds, "Who is it? A movie star or musician?"

"No," he says, "It's not."

"Is it an athlete? A baseball or football player?"

"No, it's not."

"Oh so it's a politician?"

"No, sir. It's...well actually I don't know who it is, but the Pope's his driver!"