The Pope was state bound scheduled to give a speech in Dallas, TX. On their way to the venue the Pope rolls down the privacy glass in the limo and says to his chauffeur, "Hey, you know what? I've always rode in these things, but I've never driven one! Do you mind if we switch spots?" Being it was the Pope himself, the chauffeur felt he couldn't say no so he obliged and exchanged seats.
It had been years since the Pope had driven, and he was having the time of his life cruising down the interstate going over 100mph! Consequently he was clocked by a state trooper and pulled over. As the trooper approached the vehicle and got a glance at the driver he quickly turned around and returned to his squad car to call his supervisor.
The trooper called in and told the sergeant, "Sergeant, I'm afraid I pulled over someone very very important."
In which he replied," Well, who is it, the governor?"
"No, no, much more important than that!"
"The President?!"
"I'm afraid even more important than that!"
"Well, who the hell is it then?!"
"I don't know, but his chauffeur is the freakin' Pope!"
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