A pirate ship is blown up during a battle with the Navy. The only survivors are an old crusty pirate and a pesky parrot. As they float together on some old timbers the parrot asks, "How's your ass?"
The pirate just ignores the parrot. So the parrot asks again, "How's your ass?" Again the pirate ignores him. Over and over again the parrot asks, "How's your ass? How's your ass?" Finally, annoyed, the old pirate yells at the parrot, "Awww, shut up!!!" The parrot replies, "Mine too, must be the salt water."
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