Sitting across from him is some teenager with hair that's orange and blue and green and yellow and all other colors. After noticing the old man staring he says to him "whats the matter old man, you never did anything crazy as a kid?"
The old man replies "sure I have, one time I fucked a parrot, I was just checking to see if you were my kid."
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