A woman was speaking with her vet about her male parrot. She said every time she brought a guy home on a date, the parrot would say, "Oh, someone is getting laid tonight."
Obviously, this was embarrassing to the woman and she wanted some help with it. The vet suggested that if she were to put a female bird in the cage with the parrot that perhaps he would calm down and not do this embarrassing behavior.
She went to the pet store and they didn't have any female parrots. The only female bird which they had was an owl. She bought it and took it home and put it in the cage with her parrot. Now when she brings a guy home the parrot still says "Oh, someone is getting laid tonight!" and the owl says "Who?, Who?" and the parrot says "Not you, ya bugged-eyed bitch."
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