A guy walks into a pet store...

because he wants to buy a pet parrot. He starts walking down the store and notices that there are many parrots all with different prices, so he asks the manager of the store to please explain him why these very similar parrots costs very differently.


The first parrot costs $300 and the manager explains that the price is high because this parrot speaks three languages: english, german, and french.


The second parrot costs $600 and the manager explains that this parrot was once an astronaut.


Finally they approach the last parrot, which is in any way different than the others. The guy, amazed, asks the manager of the store why this particular parrot costs $5,000 to which the manager replies,
"I am not sure, but the other parrots keep calling him the leader".

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