A pirate goes to the doctor. He's in some sort of predicament because there seems to be a ship 's steering wheel attached to the front side of his privates. So the doctor asks him: "Why is there a steering wheel in your genitals? Does that hurt?". Replies the pirate: "Arrrr, yes, it does! It's drivin' me nuts!".
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