Just Fred!!

Fred was speeding on his motorcycle when he passed a cop. The cop who was not having a good day pulled Fred over. The cop said "do you know why I'm pulling you over?" Fred said "I was hoping you would know." Fred's statement really pissed the cop off! The cop said "what is your name?" Fred responded "Fred!" The cop said "Fred what?" "Just Fred" said Fred! Angrily the cop said "what is your last name! I'm sick of your dicking me around!!" Fred explained "well I lost my last name, it's kind of a long winded story if you want to hear it!" The cop said "humor me!" So Fred started to explain how he lost his name "My name used to be Fred Johnson. I had a dream of being a doctor, so I went to college and got my M.D. My name after I graduated was Fred Johnson M.D. I got bored of being a doctor and so I went back to school to become a dentist so I got my D.D.S. So my name was Fred Johnson M.D. D.D.S. And I'm the type of guy that gets bored easy so I like having many lady friends and prostitutes which landed me with a V.D. So my name was then Fred Johnson M.D. D.D.S. V.D. So the board of medical doctors found out about my V.D. So they yanked away my M.D.! The board of dentistry found out about my V.D. From the medical board and yanked away my D.D.S! And because of the V.D. I lost my Johnson! The cop smiled and chuckled a little "You sir have made my day! Thank you! I'm going to let you off with a warning, have a good day!"