A blind man...

...is having a leisurely walk with his guide dog. They enter a store that specialise in fine ceramics. The blind man bends down and grabs his dog by the tail and starts rotating, swinging the poor dog around with great force. The dog smashes into the shelves and breaks everything around them. The dog is whimpering and howling while the blind man just keeps on spinning with the dog hanging onto his dear life. The clerk realize whats happening and rushes to stop the man and shouts "EEEEY! what the hell are you doing?!". The blind man stop spinning, puts down the dog and replies "Oh, I'm just looking around".

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