A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a zebra steak. Halfway through the waiter comes to check in if the food is ok. The panda stands up, pulls out a gun and planta a bullet between the waiters eyes, blowing his brains out, then proceeds to walk towards the door. The owner of the restaurant comes running out from behind the bar, screaming "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? KILLING MY WAITER AND LEAVING WITHOUT EVEN PAYING FOR YOUR STEAK?", To which the panda replies "Dude, chill, Im a panda, what did you expect?". The owner quickly gets up the wiki page for panda on his phone and reads the description "The panda is a shy animal of asian origins, eats: shoots and leaves"
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