A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache. His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot. The man says, I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.
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