The old man gets an interview in his village. The interviewer asks his question:
"You lived here for quite some time, didn't you?"
"Ever since I was born! 75 years of my life!"
"All these youre must've gave you some experiences! Can you recall a nice story you witnessed?"
The old man thinks for a second, when his first story kicked in.
"Ah! This one time, Ol' McTavish who lives on the other side of the village, this one sheep of his went missing! All our men went out to find it! It took us all night, when suddenly we found it down in the meadows! Oh the great joy we had! Everyone fucked the sheep, drank a pint, and went home!"
"Um... that story was... nice... but that last part wasn't very uplifting. Can't you recall a more happier story?"
"Oh! I can! So this one winter, my neighbor McDonald's wife got lost by the river. All men searched for her for a whole day. Suddenly we found her under a tree. Oh the joy we had! Everyone fucked her, we had a pint, and went home!"
"Okay! Forget the good stories! Can you tell me a sad story?"
The old man looks before him, and after a big sigh he continues:
"So this one time, I got lost in the woods..."
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