A new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse.
Captain: What’s that horse for?
Soldier: Our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.
Captain: Oh! all right.
One night, the captain feels an urge, so the soldier brought the horse to his tent. When the captain done with the horse, looks at his soldier
Captain: It’s so hard! How do you do it?
Soldier: We ride on the horse to the next town where the girls are.
Captain: ...
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