"Mama," she said "why am I named Rose?"
The mother replied, "Well, when you were born, a Rose petal fell on your head, so then I knew"
She walked away satisfied, then the second daughter walked in
"Mom, why am I called Petunia?"
"Well, when you were born, a Petunia petal fell on your head, so then I decided"
She left satisfied, then the youngest daughter walked in the room.
"BLARGHLASHFSAHSFSF?"
The mother replied, "Shut the fuck up, cinder-block"
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