Daughter 1: Dad, why did you name me Rose?
Dad: Because sweetie, a Rose petal fell on your head when you were born.
Daughter 2: Dad, why did you name me Lily?
Dad: Because sweetie, a Lily petal fell on your head when you were born.
Daughter 3: hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??! nfhriirb!!? Jfjebdjhcb!!??!
Dad: SHUT THE FUCK UP CINDERBLOCK!
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