and are killed. Sisters Mary, Rose, and Kathleen arrive at the pearly gates confident that their entry was inevitable.
They are met by Saint Peter, who explains to them that even though the spent their mortal lives in service to God, they were not gauranteed a place in Heaven. There were some questions that would need to be answered first. They are all very stressed out about the possibility of getting questions they might not be able to answer. Kathleen volunteered to go first:
"Well then, Sister" Began Saint Peter, "Who was the first man?"
Relieved, she says" Oh my, that's an easy one...Adam". The gates open and she enters.
Rose goes next. Peter asks her "who was the first woman?" Relieved, she says " Oh my, that's an easy one too...Eve". The gates open and she enters.
Peter then turns to Mary and asks "what were Eve's first words to Adam? Mary is a bit troubled by the difficulty of the question. Stalling for time she says "Oh my, that's a hard one..." and the gates open and she enters
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