A boy asks his father, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?"
The dad asks "Before or after sex, son?"
The boy replies "Both."
So the dad says "Before- it's like a beautiful rose. Just amazing and beautiful, truly something to appreciate..."
So the boy says "And after?"
"Son, have you ever seen a pit bull after it's gotten into a jar of mayonnaise?"
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