There was a mountain that was said that if you jumped off of it you would get one wish. So one guy jumped off and said"I want to be a eagle" and he turned into an eagle. Then a nother guy jumped off and said"I want to be a bird" and he turned into a bird. Then a nother guy jumped off and said"CRAP" so he turned into crap.
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