A man and his friend are about to go to the drive in movies. The pair go to leave but their car won't start. They decide to ask their neighbor, a farmer, to borrow an animal to ride to the drive in. The farmer agrees and says you can take this camel. The two head on their way to the drive in.
Once they get to the drive in, they find a spot to "park" and tie the camel up. They go to the concession stand and buy some food for the movie. They then returned to where the camel was, however it wasn't there.
The pair decides to talk to the security guard at the front entrance. They ask him "did you see a camel around here?" He replies "a camel..?" They reply "yeah a camel, you know, big animal with two humps." The guard replies "oh yeah, did it have a saddle or any distinct features?" One of the men replies "well yeah it did, when we got here someone said 'look at those two assholes on that camel.'"
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