So there's this young couple who are soon to be husband and wife and an older couple who have been married for over 20 years having dinner together at a fancy restaurant; the younger couple eager to learn more about married life and the older couple eager to share their experiences.
As a way to break the ice, the husband-to-be asks, "If your other half was an animal, what animal would he or she be?"
"A camel," the husband says with a smug look on his face, "Because she can go weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks without any sex!" The young couple stifle a giggle when the wife retorts, "Funny, because I would have said that you were a camel too."
"Why's that?" The husband asks.
"Because after two humps, you're finished!"
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