where she was immediately taken upstairs into the delivery room.
Already at full dilation, the woman screamed "Where the hell is my doctor?!", and at that very moment the doctor walked in, fully scrubbed and ready to go. The doctor lifted the gown, and almost immediately, the baby came. The doctor looked at the baby, and then promptly smashed it into the wall.
The woman, completely distraught, screamed at the top of her lungs at the doctor; "What the fuck did you just do that for?!"
The doctor laughed and replied, smiling; "Just kidding, it was already dead."
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