... the doctor gave him a little pill and told him:
"Take this the next time you drink a coffee with your wife nearby."
Four days later the man again visits his doc:
"Doc this didn't work out. I did like you told me. Coffee with wife, take the pill! I immediately noticed the effect and teared my shirt off. I laid my wife on the table and we had the best sex of our life."
Doc:"So what is the problem?"
Man:"We can never go to that McDonalds again!"
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