A younger man walks by and asks him if his dog bites. The man says
"No, my dog never bite anyone."
The younger man reaches down to pet the dog, when all of a sudden, the dog lashes out and bites his hand.
"Ow! What the hell man!? You said your dog didn't bite!"
"...That's not my dog."
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