An attractive young woman was stranded along a road.

It was getting late and she had miles to go before she reaches town. There were few cars passing by and she tried desperately to hitch a ride but nobody would stop for her.

When it was almost sundown, she heard clacking noise approaching her. Sure enough, when she look down the road, it was an Amish fellow riding his cart towards the way she was walking to. She stopped and waited for him by the side of the road.

When he was near enough she called him and said, "Hey, can I get a ride?"

He told her to hop in and that he couldn't refuse anyone who needs help. The woman hopped in and sat next to him. She saw that the Amish fellow was very good looking but did look somewhat timid. She said, "I'm very grateful for this. Tell you what, it looks like you've never done anything wild in your life. Every time your horse farts, I'll let you fuck me."

"That wouldn't be necessary, miss. I'm just glad I could help." He said with a blush.

After about a few miles, they hear the horse fart loudly. The Amish fellow looked at the woman and saw that she was now undoing her blouse and slipping off her panties under her skirt. He tried to resist her but she got on top of him and had her way with him. She fucked him like there was no tomorrow while the cart wheeled along. After they finish, he said, "That was amazing." and continued along the road.

A few miles passed, the horse farts again and, now, the Amish fellow being more confident didn't wait for the woman undo her clothes. While the cart moved and rocked, he had his way with her and they enjoyed every little bit of it. They finish and continued along the road.

The Amish fellow was very excited now and wish the horse would fart once more. With his growing excitement, he accidentally releases a loud fart.

The cart stopped. The horse looks back at them and says, "My turn."

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