Goes up to the bartender and says "you see that there donkey, I bet you 1 beer pitcher I can make him laugh" Bartender looks at the poor animal and says "sure you're on". Guy walks up to donkey, leans into his ear and whispers something. Donkey looks up at him and starts cracking up. An hour later he goes to the bartender again and says "you see that there donkey, I bet you I can make him cry". Bartender thinks about it and says "you're on". Guy walks up to donkey turns his back to the bartender and suddenly the donkey is crying. Flabbergasted the bartender says I'll give you the beer but you have to tell me how you did it. Guy looks at the bartender and says " first time I went up to him and told him I have a bigger dick than him. Second time I showed him"
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