A young boy was playing with his toy train in the living room. In a loud voice he says, 'The train goes zoomin' around and zoomin' around and zoomin' around!" Followed by, "Ding Ding!! Now arriving at the station! All you mother fuckers that want to get off the train, get off the train!. All you cocksuckers that want to get on the train, get on the train! ALL ABOARD!!"
Well, his mother hears all this and comes tearing in from the kitchen. She paddles the boy's ass and makes him stand in the corner for an hour to think about his filthy language. An hour passes and his mother asks if he can behave himself while playing with his trains and he says he can. So she returns to the kitchen and he returns to his trains.
A short time later the mom hears the boy in the living room again. 'The train goes zoomin' around and zoomin' around and zoomin' around! Ding Ding!! Now arriving at the station! All you nice people that want to get off the train, get off the train!. All you nice people that want to get on the train, get on the train! Anyone complaining about the 1 hour delay can talk to the bitch in the kitchen!"
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