Three men get stranded in Antarctica. While searching for a place to camp out, they run into a yeti. The yeti says "Each of you bring me a fruit or I'll kill you."
The first man comes back with strawberries and the yeti says "Shove them up your ass." He does so and begins crying.
The second man comes back with oranges and the yeti says "Shove them up your ass." He does so and begins crying.
While the two men are crying, they slowly transition into laughing and the yeti asks "Why are you laughing and not crying?"
One of the men says "We saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."
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