A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer. The local drunk moves over next the man to talk him into buying him a beer. The man says I'll not only buy you a beer, I'm going to get you laid tonight. The drunk laughs, I haven't gotten laid in years. The man says watch and learn.
Soon an attractive brunette walks by. The man says "Tickle your ass with a feather" The brunette snaps back "What did you say?" The man replies "Particularly nice weather" The brunette walks on.
The drunk says "well that didn't work"
"Watch and learn" Just then a blonde was walking by "tickle your ass with a feather" She glares at him and says "what did you say" he responds again "Particularly nice weather". The Blonde walks on.
The drunk now says "this ain't ever gonna work pal"
"Watch and Learn" next a redhead walks by "tickle your ass with a feather" She looks at the man and says "What did you say?" he again replies "particularly nice weather" She looks at him again and says " That's not what you said come with me boy" as she grabs him and off they go.
The drunk thinks he finally understands. Soon along comes a women..."Hey Bitch, Shove a Feather Up your Ass!"
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