A man walks into a bar with an octopus…...

…. and bets anyone in the bar $5 that his octopus can play the hell out of any instrument they bring. The first person to accept brings a guitar, the octopus studies the guitar for bit then proceeds to play the best guitar solo ever and the guy loses his $5. The next taker brings some drums, again the octopus studies them for a while,then plays a wicked set,he loses his $5 too. Finally, a man walks up with some bagpipes, again the octopus studies the bagpipes but this time for longer. The owner of the octopus starts getting concerned, so he says "Hey,octopus, whats the deal can you play this or not? I don't wana loose my money" The octopus says "Play it? If I can get these pajamas off I'm gonna fuck it!"

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