He sits down at the bar placing the octopus next to him. The bartender walks over and says
"Hey you, can't have that octopus in here"
The man says "This Octopus right here is the band, he can play ANY instrument you give him"
Bartender says "ALright and hands the Octopus a guitar, The octopus starts sheredding and does an amazing job. The Bartender then hands him a Bass, once again the octopus does amazing. The bartender then stands there thinking for a few minutes, looks over at the octopus and says
"Alright octopus, I got an instrument that I garauntee you wont be able to play" and hands him Bag pipes.
After about 3 minutes of the Octopus, examining the instruement very confused he looks up at the bartender...
Bartender goes "Ha! I knew i'd get you with this one, you don't know how to play it, do you?"
Octopus Replies "Well, no I'm gonna fuck it once I get its Pajamas off"
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