Ethnic Humor in One Liners

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick tomatoes!

What's black, has white eyes and knocks on glass? A black in a microwave.

Why don't blacks like blow jobs? They don't like any job.

What do you call two Vietnamese in a TransAm? The gooks of hazard.

Did you hear about the polish Lesbian? She LOVED men.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women don't buy anything unless it's 20% off!

What's the only food that ruins your sex life? Wedding cake.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder.

How do you make a black man nervous? Take him to an auction.

Did you hear about the two Mexicans who appeared on "That's Incredible"? One had car insurance and the other was an only child.

What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

What's the definition of "eternity"? Four blondes, in four separate cars, at a 4-way stop.

What's 6 miles long and goes 4 miles an hour? A Mexican funeral procession with only one set of jumper cables.

What do gay men call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps.

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