Priest: "Ok but my horse is no ordinary horse. You have to pay attention to the instructions:
Say THANK GOD and it will bolt & run. Say PRAISE YOU LORD & it will run faster. Say LORD HAVE MERCY and it will stop immediately. Don't forget."
So, the kid gets on the horse, says "THANK GOD" and they run off. Wanting to see how fast the horse can run, he says "PRAISE YOU LORD" repeatedly and the horse ran so fast, the kid didn't see that they were headed for a cliff. Alarmed, he wanted to stop but he couldn't remember the command. Just when they were about to fall off, he remembered & exclaimed "LORD HAVE MERCY!!!". Instantly, the horse stopped just a few inches away from the edge.
Kid:" Oh my god...jeez. boy, that was sooo close. whew! thank god!"
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