Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire after a long day on the plains.
The first cowboy says, "I'm the toughest man in the west, I once took three arrows in my back and rode 2 days through Indian infested badlands to get help."
The second cowboy says, "Bah, I'm the toughest man in the west. I was shot off my horse, scalped and left for dead. I crawled 60 miles through the desert on my belly to the nearest fort."
The third cowboy said nothing as he stirred the coals of the fire with his dick.
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